Today in sports: all local teams have agreed to play sports completely through thought and astral projection for the foreseeable future. If you see a football player bleeding from the nose with glazed eyes, they're just doing some sweet touchdowns.

Tried taking photo of the cat(?) Earlier. Thought he was purring but now I'm not sure...

Just got back from Providence. Never thought I could learn so many useful spells from practicing Cheer Leaders!

A followup to our earlier story: It looks like football teams are opting to play via astral projection for safety purposes. shadowdispatch.com/blog-posts/foo…

Ive been meaning to do The Shadow Dispatch Podcast comics for a while now #comics #artistsontwitter

Local Vampire Farmer has accidentally created a stunning breed of "Super Cattle!" Click through to read more! shadowdispatch.com/blog-posts/sel…

When your last landlord calls and asks you why the new tennants are claiming the apartment is haunted

If you're a Vampire, be careful around the dentist on Eggert. There have been some reports of some mischievous dentists selling fangs on the black market.

It is a well known fact that ghost pirates are bound to water. Therefore I posit that it is possible to drink a ghost on accident.

When I die I want to be buried in the absolute deepest hole. None of that 6 foot crap for me. If I'm not buried at least 150 feet under the ground I'm haunting all of you. Im getting this tweet notarized. D

You shouldnt have gotten norton from that man who attracts all the crows. D

Garnish with Nightshade for an aesthetic pop

Why are eggs not considered meat? Theres literally nothing in an egg that isnt part-of-chicken

Some #Mothman drawings I did a little while back for the The Shadow Dispatch Podcast podcast, which will be returning after we finish our next batch if episodes! (Also commissions are open if y'all are interested) #ArtistOnTwitter #cryptid

Hello friends, enemies, shadow people of every kind. We apologize for the lack of updates- the studio is almost fully rebuilt after that... Incident. We promise we'll be back soon!

Hey Shadow People! We're hard at work on getting you your next broadcasts, but we wanted to make sure y'all know that @MelloMakes is putting out a new volume of Atmospheric Horror Music, which has been our soundtrack on every episode! Show him some love! 2mellomakes.bandcamp.com/album/atmosphe…

Hello once again, Shadow People! We had some complicated legal issues with the podcast stream, but starting tomorrow we will be uploading some of our backlogged episodes from the fall holiday season! Stay tuned and thank you all SO MUCH for sticking with us!