“Can y’all hear me through the dust and cobwebs? Or do I need to shove a megaphone up a prospect’s ass to get ya attention?” Isn’t joking. Will do it.

“Wonderin’ why you’d come crawling into this town when ya hate it so much.”

“I’m actually a 𝑛𝑖𝑐𝑒 guy.” • Peacekeeper for the Assassin’s Guild • Loyal friend & Dangerous enemy • Fandomless OC|RP|MDNI • NSFW at times • ❤︎︎ & ↻ appreciated

noun: 𝑝ℎ𝑜𝑒𝑛𝑖𝑥; (in classical mythology) a unique bird that lived for 500-600 years in the Arabian desert, after this time burning itself on a funeral pyre and rising from the ashes with renewed youth to live through another cycle. || RP | OC | MDNI | NSFW || ♡︎ & ↻

“In the ass, right? Right?”

"𝙐𝙣𝙖𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙤𝙜𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙘 𝙞𝙣 𝙢𝙮 𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙡𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣." 💜Not all those who wander are lost. 💜OC / MC/ Fandomless. 💜Dorky introvert. 💜New home of @/AnElusiveRush ⟲ & ♡ Appreciated.

Don’t dismiss her — she has big dreams. • Aspiring actress • Part time model • OC|RP|MDNI • NSFW posts at times (DM’s for NSFW content) • RT’s always appreciated

Shifty. As. Fuck. “What?”

You still never answered my question.

Love this!! Taylor Unser Alexander ''Tig'' Trager.