I'd like to thank Twitter, in the aggregate, for answering two questions for me. 2007-2014: What if humanity had a single chatroom? 2014-?: What if the dumbest people on the planet were handed a microphone that nobody could shut off

Which service will fall over first, Twitter.com or mastodon.social?

At first I was like, “Why is he sitting on top of his chair??”

If you're feeling lonely this holiday, just tweet "if you can't push to prod on thanksgiving you're not a real devops" and a whole community of people will keep you company.

Hometech dot social 🫣

As a… – Twitter user I want… – links to specific competitor social media sites banned so that… – I remain on Twitter

Please confirm @TwitterSafety

Ah, only the software and servers part, this will be huge for Twitter's critical cruise line and saltwater taffy business lines

President Donald J. Trump And insulin will still be priced at $320+/vial for every American diabetic under 65 years old because both parties refuse to cap the price like every other country on Earth.

sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will live rent-free in my head for all eternity

BLINDER: Inflation in the second half of 2022 is “almost back down to the Federal Reserve’s 2% target. Even more astonishing, hardly anyone seems to have noticed.” Wall Street Journal Opinion #CPI wsj.com/articles/infla…

Hahaha. Democrat Rep. Katie Porter in the chamber during #SpeakerVote

Oh, they’re arresting and rounding up the rioters on the day itself and not letting them disappear back to their towns and homes? What a novel idea.