-slumps in a seat in the med bay- The sooner we can go through this bloody Omega 4 Relay the better! I'm... Tired.

//Sauron~

People on the Internet are too clever.

// Ok, so after the Collector base, this account is being changed into Zaeed Massani for Graceverse //

Goddam Collectors.

@jinx_ameris Gazelle's are evil.

@jinx_ameris #BoobsAreAwesome

@jinx_ameris Who is that? For science.

DJ Nicky D

@jinx_ameris well she could Cintia my Dicker, if you know what I mean. I'll uh... I'll just be quiet.

Oh shit. Just remembered: In my initial PT of ME3... Tali died I killed Mordin I killed Wrex I doomed the Krogan I wiped out the Quarians

I was... Such a wreck ;______;

Ok, so before I play the Citadel DLC, I should definitely absolutely save before I do?

I know a guy called Robert Roberts. His nickname is Bobob. It makes me giggle.

-Bandages up yet another wounded soldier- Don't we have anti-collector shields? Or something? Anything?!

// anyone want to RP? Kind of want to actually build up David as a character atm //

Just in case you missed my /hilarious/ Monty Effect meme:

-He fires his pistol up at a Reaper- OCH! YOU MERRY BUNCH OF CUNTS! FIGHT A FOCKIN' BATTLE YE MIGHT NAE WIN!

-A reaper looks down at him, and dismissively crushes him under it's limb- STUPID HUMAN.

Yes....you....will...