@Trustable_Petyr Smoke leaves everyday

Hmm lets all guess at my chances of appearing this season, my guess is 0% chance that I'm appearing

WHERE THE FUCK AM I!!! #NOONEUNDERSTAAANDS

Damn, i have 1,511 followers, didn't really expect this. Fuck you guys... just kidding i love you all

@Trustable_Petyr so Petyr, i hear you were making out with ma niece

@Trustable_Petyr damn bruh, you better not try to make out with me

@Trustable_Petyr hallelujah, gettin banged in the ass wasnt really part of ma plans for the future, know what im sayin?

@Trustable_Petyr 😟 what do you mean

@Trustable_Petyr So, youz ma brotha-in-law? IVE ALWAYS WANTED A BROTHA

@Trustable_Petyr nice job "brother" you got Sansa fucked in the ass

@Trustable_Petyr hes known for cutting off a mans penis

@Trustable_Petyr oh... Makes sense, he looks like one

FINALLY! Ive been waitin to party for so long @Trustable_Petyr Lord Varys The North Remembers @Robbs_Wife Tywin Lannister

Wheres my kiss? @Trustable_Petyr The North Remembers Lord Varys @Robbs_Wife

@Trustable_Petyr The North Remembers Lord Varys @Robbs_Wife Am i the only one who wants Mace to get attacked by mermaids?

@Trustable_Petyr The North Remembers Lord Varys @Robbs_Wife oh dont worry, i havent been in the show for 2 seasons, i know i aint dyin

Yea okay Game Of Thrones make me watch Stannis and Jon die in the same episode, fuck you too #GameofThronesFinale #GoTFinale #GameofThrones

Stannis is dead, Jon is dead, Robb is dead, Ned is dead, Oberyn is dead, Benjen is missing and probably dead

Im sorry but what the fuck just happened #GameofThrones

WOAHHH WTF JUST HAPPENED #GameofThrones