Kramer: "Frank, this new holiday of yours is scratching me right where I itch." Frank: "Let's do it then. Festivus is back. I'll get the pole out of the crawl space."

Jerry: Happy Festivus. Kramer: What's Festivus? Jerry: When George was growing up his father... George: Stop it. It's nothing. It's a stupid holiday my father invented. It doesn't exist. Elaine: Happy Festivus, Georgie.

Happy #Festivus!

Frank Costanza: "Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. As I rained blows upon him, I realized there had to be another way."

George: "What is that? Is that the pole?" Frank: "George, Festivus is your heritage. It's part of who you are." George: "That's why I hate it."

#Festivus for the rest of us!

Frank: "And at the Festivus dinner you gather your family around and tell them all the ways they have disappointed you over the past year." Kramer: "And is there a tree?" Frank: "No. Instead there's a pole. Requires no decoration. I find tinsel distracting."

#TheHumanFund

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