Clearly, Jason Schreier does not think a SEGA Saturn game is important. Perhaps i should throw him off a cliff?

The SEGA Saturn lived longer and sold more in Japan. Do you know why? Because i told that country to play the SEGA Saturn!

The SEGA Saturn did not live so long or sell well in America. Do you know why? Because Ice Cube told that country to play SEGA Saturn!

Ice Cube. We need to have a talk. I want to introduce you to my mountain. Tell me how the bottom of it looks when you reach it.

Pay attention, Insert Coin. This will be the next SEGA bag you make. Otherwise, you may become airborne - youtube.com/watch?v=STk3jP…

Segata Sanshiro Hee hee! Well, if the first two are popular enough you never know :-)

They say SEGA are bringing the hammer down on fake Twitter accounts pretending to be their characters. This concerns me, how?

The other night I threw developers Gearbox over my shoulder. It was misinformation by the news who reported it as a meteor landing in Russia

TimeGate studios, you're next. Though I really don't want to get my hands THAT dirty.

Apparently, it would seem Sony announced a new console at their conference. Only the actual console itself was not there. Because I took it.

Download the Segata Sanshiro app for your smart phone. That way your phone can throw you over its shoulder when I am not present to do so.

Download the SEGA SATURN to your brain. That way you won't be so stupid any more.

I never did tell you about the time Sony tried to successfully clone me to make my evil counter part, Playstata Sonshiro. He had no arms.

Hahaha! Oh, Playstata. Such memories. I had to throw him by his ankles!

If you know the words, sing along~ SEGATA SAN-SHIRO, SEGATA SAN-SHIRO~! - MTwinny

A market gimmick, they say? Well then. Who do i throw first? The voters against me or the Hedgehog? RadioSEGA 📡🎶🎧 - radiosega.net/forum/showthre…

I think perhaps i should start with the voters. Form an orderly line and i shall get you to the bottom of the mountain as quick as possible.

Ah-ha! A request! Very well! Let us see how far I can throw this new Microsoft console! - #XboxGONE

After 20 years I think it's ok if you want to stop playing the SEGA Saturn. Actually, I'm joking. You can't stop. I won't allow you to stop.

20 years is nothing. We're going for another 20 so get your Reebok's on.