Resident: *flips me off after being sassy* Me: "You're funny. I like you." Her: "I like you too." *Flips me off again then proceeds to blow me a kiss* 🤣🤣🤣

Me seeing an open shift tonight sent 3 hours ago that still isn't filled knowing there is at least a 75% chance I'll be asked to stay tonight: 😳🫣

*me leaving for break as the students come to shadow 40 minutes late* My supervisor to the student: "Your trainer is going on break, so you'll be shadowing Vicki until she comes back. Brittany is the over-caffeinated one with the purple hair always on the move. Can't miss her."

Resident: "It's your birthday! Happy birthday!" Me: "Aww thanks buddy!" Resident: "How old are you?" Me: "I'm 29 today! It's my golden birthday ☺️" Resident: "Oh, okay... You can drink now!" 🤣🤣🤣

Things my work bestie does knowing I have autoimmune progesterone dermititis and I got my period: - gets me crushed ice since I'm nauseous & having hot flashes - offers to take work off my plate - brings me snacks to make me feel better - cuddles with me when our work is done

Thank you to our Extra Life team, raising awareness and fundraising for your local hospitals! You unlocked 19 PlayguePals Milestones this year with team donations, you are amazing! Kelsey Jarrett AverageGameGuy Queen B3atrix Children's Miracle Network Hospitals ZACK. SeeminglyTainted Children's Hospital LA

Resident: "Can you lay my Santa down too? He's tired." Me: "Of course! I'll give him this extra blanket so he can be all warm and cozy too ☺️" Resident: "Oh, okay. Sure. He's inanimate though, so I don't think he'll care too much."

Update: I was mandated to stay. And I'm so tired, I accidentally deleted the post so all I have is this screenshot for reference 🙄🤣

Me trying to get my coworkers attention: Me: "Hey mom... Wait, what?.. Mom. Hold on... Mom! For the love of- Sarah!" Sarah: "...dude, are you okay? 🤣" What in the brain glitch...

Nurse: " I swear, I can't give you [resident] anymore..." Me: "Why? What'd I do?" Nurse: "She just told me she's a strong independent woman and girls support girls." Me: "How do you know I taught her that?" Nurse: "I asked her if it was you and she said yas queen..."

I miss streaming 😭 If only I had a few days off soon and had the time to make an appearance again... 😏

Hello, my lovies 💕 Coming back tonight to stream around 6pm CST! Since I couldn't be here for Extra Life Game Day, we're gonna be trying to raise some money today 🥰 Can't wait to hang with you all again!

Anyone else just randomly have an impulsive thought to cut your hair and you do it without really thinking about it? Luckily the only thing that makes me mad about giving myself bangs is that I didn't do this earlier.

I'm thinking I'm gonna stream the new Life Is Strange game tomorrow starting at noon CST! Gonna try to stream it all in one go! I'd love to have y'all there to help me make decisions in game and raise money for Extra Life 💕

Pt: "oh sweetie, you should look at your rear end in the mirror." Me: "Is there something on it?" Pt: "no, one side looks higher than the other." Me: "..are you saying my butt is lopsided? Pt: "I guess I am 🤣 I'm sorry" Me: "wait, is it really?" Pt: "...I'm sure it's fine 😬"

My mother texted me today "hey how is your mom doing?" Um, I thought she was doing fine, but now I'm questioning it myself... 🤣 (Yes, she did mean to send to someone else, but it did give us both a good laugh)

100% normal conversations being had on the Memory Care unit... Resident: "Are you farting?" Me: "Am I farting?! No, I'm not farting. Why? Are you farting?" Resident: "No. I'm going to Outback."