Was stressed until a debtor told me that she had all her money taken and her dad had just died aged 51. Puts things into perspective...

Well done students -you've made your country proud of you. Idiots.

#bbcfootball Football clubs have a 10 point deduction for going into administration, as a punishment for poor management. How many points should clubs be deducted for actively trying to destroy the football league?

Anyone looking for a studio space in East London? We have 2 spaces going at Netil House - £235/month all inc ... RT away!

In case you missed it last night I bring you The Krankies & John Barrowman in the best photo ever

I know Spurs fans aren't the brightest spanners in the toolbox (Alan?) but this is ridiculous: bit.ly/rBzFtY ( via Ruben Pillai )

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This is very silly and funny stuff badlipreading.tumblr.com

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one. ELBERT HUBBARD (1856-1915)

Q: What do Aussie batsmen and drug addicts have in common? A: Both spend most of their time wondering where their next score will come from

https://twitter.com/cuellar24/status/23813997643956224

Life is good

ready for a roasty toasty at the Prestonville....

The word "actually" is in serious danger of being destroyed by the people who killed "random" and "banter" it'll be another sad loss...

#bbcbudget Lets go George. Something kind for the patient public please...