Your sexuality isn't determined by a book you read in Kindergarten. It's determined the way God intended -- by watching Labyrinth, starring David Bowie and Jennifer Connelly.

Life is too short to read bad books. You've got 50 pages to prove yourself. Then it's over between us.

me, recommending a book: this book DESTROYED ME. this book RIPPED MY VERY BEING APART. i read the end sobbing in a fetal position on the floor and i didn't move for three hours. please read it HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT

Not me willingly choosing a highway gridlock over empty backstreets to finish my audiobook. 👀 (Follow Scary Mommy Book Club)

I can’t stand anyone, especially men; I walk out in town when I have to for fruit and cheese with a glowering scowl; I talk only to cows and swans. 10/9/56

Lift kids up with books that instill self-love, self-confidence, and a healthy outlook. (Follow Scary Mommy Book Club) scarymommy.com/parenting/ment…

Our favorite picks of the year. scarymommy.com/lifestyle/scar…

Announcing our January Scary Mommy Book Club January Pick: THE LIGHT PIRATE by Lily Brooks-Dalton!

Every precious moment you spend reading to your child is a moment you aren’t hearing about their Roblox avatar.

Announcing our February Book Club Selection, BEFORE I LET GO by Kennedy Ryan! A second-chance romance that we are head over heels for.

S/O to audiobooks for sending my productivity levels through the roof. Follow Scary Mommy Book Club 📚 (via ✨ Tara Wine-Queen Writes ✨)

A true role model. Follow Scary Mommy Book Club 📚 (via fran)

Announcing our April Scary Mommy Book Club selection, #VenCo by Cherie Dimaline! We needed a little Halloween in April 🐈‍⬛🧙‍♀️🧹

It is SUMMER YET??? Because July 4 we have SUNSHINE NAILS coming at you. For now, you have Scary Mommy Book Club covering it: scarymommy.com/entertainment/…

Announcing our July Scary Mommy Book Club Pick! Head over to our Facebook group for meeting details.

POV: you're about to board a 4-hour flight. Which book are you buying?

Happy National Book Lovers Day! We give you full permission to head to the library or bookstore to properly celebrate! 📚 💕

Let's have fun and make up the most generic "women's fiction" book titles that we can. I'll go first: THE PARIS BOOK CLUB