Just give the glitterball to Chris McCausland NOW. What a joyous contestant. #chrismccausland #strictly #strictlycomedancing

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Reminder: It’s time to start adding “don’t forget the clocks go back this weekend” into your small talk routines.

Have a good'un from Soggy Sausage Roll 🙃 #GBBO

Things to do in November: 1. Blink 2. Oh it’s mid-December

Being British is wanting to move to America as a child then thinking “fuck that” as an adult.

As long as I live, I will never understand why a single human being would vote for Trump.

Lest we forget 🌹

There are a lot of very stupid things being said on the family farming tax, by people who are proving themselves to be entirely ignorant of British agriculture. The farm may be worth millions, but it's worth NOTHING until it's sold. So when the farm is passed down, and this huge

The news says today is a “Multi-Hazard Weather Event”. I’m old enough to remember when we’d just use the shortened version: “wet and windy”

Gregg Wallace replaced by middle class woman of a certain age.

Pardon my French, but when they ask, tell your kids this is a f&cking role model.

#Inauguration2025 His mum knew!

Looking forward to Ben Elton - Live tonight 😀

If you're at the checkout getting annoyed by the pensioner taking too long and chatting with the cashier, don't be. It could well be the only interaction they have all day.

Just life in general 🤷🏼‍♀️

Dinnae ken this lad, but I second that emotion.