Been there, done that, can confirm.

A circle of hell is the incessant chirping of a fire alarm. The next circle: changing the battery and it still beeing. CUTTING POWER AND THE BEEPING CONTINUES. Removing it from the ceiling, only to discover it's wired into nothing and it's the carbon monoxide alarm chirping.

My taste in humor is basically just this one guy on Instagram who dresses up in a six foot long blond wig and makes lucious malfoy fanfiction vids

me after insisting i’m only getting a couple things, I don’t need a basket x.com/glurpo/status/…

I think I'm the one who emails me most.

I hate that rogue and rouge are so similar in their spelling but so different in their meaning and pronunciation.

Let's get started! First, let's learn more about you. Which generation do you belong to? #DistrictDialogues

Why did we decide that biweekly could mean either every other week or twice a week? Feel like that really limits actually using the word.

one thing about adulthood i was not prepared for was how many cardboard boxes i'd have to breakdown and throw away all the time.

Kinda chilly outside dis morning. I don't wanna overreact but Merry Christmas!

Queue is such a great word. The actual important letter, and then four more silently waiting behind it in a line.

when i use behooves in a sentence

Not the style icon I would have expected for my 30+ self, but here I am with a lil croppy toppy showing off my well-fed tummy just like Winnie the Pooh.

A poem I wish I’d written because every. single. LINE.

Richmond’s out here expeditiously filling 20-year-old harmless gun holes in sidewalks but letting tire-shattering potholes sit for WEEKS without filling 😡😤🤬😖 (More on Gun Hole: axios.com/local/richmond…) Richmond VA DPW