JURASSIC PARK SEQUEL IDEA: 3 Million AD. The humans are extinct. The dino-scientists find mosquitoes with human blood. Guess who they clone... Jeff. Fucking. Goldblum. They mix up the mosquito DNA with Goldblum's. Surprise assholes. This is now a sequel to The Fly.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Hahahahahahaha. Hahahahahahaha. Haha. x.com/chrchristensen…

Scientists have identified 38 coral reef “oases” in the Pacific and western Atlantic that have either “escaped,” “resisted” or “rebounded” from declines in coral cover, even as neighboring reefs have not. ow.ly/kFTc30kCv7E

Mumbai bans plastic bags and bottles theguardian.com/world/2018/jun…

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Never a truer word was spoken x.com/secondhusk/sta…

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England fans wrecked an IKEA to celebrate their win. Here's everything IKEA will need to put the store back together. #ENGSWE

Why do people pull a face when they read the words 'vegan coffee'. Do they not know coffee is fundamentally vegan before dairy is added to it?!

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the tea is hot this morning, my friends.

Our plastic footprint: reuse to take the pressure off recycling theguardian.com/environment/20…

Boris 'Bayard' Johnson

'MURICA

A reminder that this classic exists for the sole purpose of cheering us up

Playing keepie uppie with my testicles at this point

Reeeeeally didn't want to put anything but people keep asking. So here you go. About Gossipmongers...

When you do a u turn on the 45p and it spells P45

What goes around, comes around