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Not doing what I’m told when I’m getting arrested is my favourite thing, hands down.

I’m not successful enough to get Imposter Syndrome

Very rich people eat crisps with tweezers

Winner of hide and seek receiving award:

Respect my privacy at this time

Woah, HUGE news.

A rotting Krispy Kreme

Guys, this isn’t going the way I had hoped. Plz halp

Should I get some dungarees?

Jimi Goodwin from doves speaks nothing like he sings.

“The problem is the bloody guns. I’m only here because my husband is in the military. Otherwise I would not have chosen to come to this country.”

Outraged mother at Richneck Elementary School in Virginia after a 6-year-old shot a teacher

I put Mr Blobby into the end of Die Hard. Blobby Ki-Yay and Merry Christmas everyone.

Catch Sam Pamphilon in Christmas Carole on Christmas Eve at 8pm on Sky Max, as well as on NOW that same day

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No need to have people tell you how drunk you were last night when you have an email from Amazon telling what’s just been dispatched.

Introducing yourself on stage after a concussion

Please help me on this SportsDirect.com CS

This is my sons big Xmas present. Ordered at the end of November. Please don’t let me down.