Okay I think, I *think* I have an ending for the hour version of 'Valhalla'. MIght be writing it is the only way to test if it'll work.

Enjoy the AfD at 34% next year

"The deputy mayor, Paul Dunlop, said the work reflected the late monarch’s passions." The #Queen well known for her love of being hit in the face with a shovel?

Standing Ovation Awards Finalist!!!

Keir Starmer and Angela Rayner's "but everyone does it" excuse. Falls apart because Jeremy Corbyn doesn't do it.

"Hmmmm agreeing with the right wing press about Labour isn't a good look" from people who spent 2016-2020 agreeing with the right wing press about every single thing they said about Corbyn👍

From the people who brought you vote for us to stop Tory sleaze comes pay us £4 million and your capital fund can dictate our climate policy! Keir really is speedrunning corruption.

🚨 NEW: 7 in 10 Brits say Labour in power does not really feel like a change from the Conservatives. 🟥 Feels the same: 66% 🟩 Feels different: 34% Via More in Common, 24-25 Sep

Europe:

Were this to happen it would end Harris. For every Never Trump Republican this convinced to vote Democrat a hundred Progressives who are currently willing to hold their nose for Harris would run. Centrists don;t understand how toxic this man still is in left/centre-left spaces.

Were this to happen it would end Harris. For every Never Trump Republican this convinced to vote Democrat a hundred Progressives who are currently willing to hold their nose for Harris would run. Centrists don't understand how toxic this man still is in left/centre-left spaces.

The Democratic Party cannot message — or blame — their way out of this. Be honest about the structural crisis our country is in: our democracy is not representative, our economy doesn’t work for anyone but the rich, our institutions are not trustworthy. Then name solutions.

Absolutely fantastic article from Jacobin outlining why Harris lost that everyone in the US and UK needs to read: jacobin.com/2024/11/electi…

Apparently Jeremy Corbyn only appealed to a niche & irrelevant group of people, getting 12.8 million votes. Whereas Keir Starmer appealed to a much wider & more reflective group of people, only getting 9.7 million. Centrism is about insisting this to the bitter end. The Labour Party

If you voted Labour how the fuck do you sleep at night

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