In case you are feeling sub-par at your job, I just want to point out that it took me 3 goes to get a working link to the event, ticketing that actually took guests' money, and learn to spell Mastodon.

Omg SESAME STREET IS ON TIKTOK and they are already killing it!!! vm.tiktok.com/ZMFfEthgA/

Dog selfie <3

People keep telling me my skin looks great, which is nice! I highly recommend two weeks in hospital having all your blood removed and put through a very expensive car wash five times over while all of your plasma is repeatedly replaced. ✨ GLOWING ✨

LESS THAN 24 HOURS! For the bargain price of just 1 Elon (€8), you can join @privacat and Simon McGarr @[email protected] for a one hour primer Zoom lesson on transitioning from #Twitter to #Mastodon. Non-technical, newbie friendly, with proceeds to DigitalRightsIreland and TENI tickettailor.com/events/digital…

This magical event is happening in just ONE hour! And you can still sign up!

Not bad for an office really.

I have hit Peak European on Holiday.

So glad I gave myself two hours to shower and pack. That took 20 minutes. < twiddle thumbs emoji >

Travel in middle age: Me: What is the Italian for TW... Google Suggest: What is the Italian for TWO BEERS Me: TWEEZERS. What is the Italian for TWEEZERS.

Popping back in to report I had a dream last night that I went to visit Robin Stevens Updates and @_deestevens (who didn't recognise me). They had bought my parents' house, which in turn my folks had bought from @deshocks' parents many years ago. 🐘displacement dream!

My office: way cooler than your office

To be fair, Simon McGarr @[email protected] is my work wife

Sabrina Dent Simon McGarr @[email protected] It told a friend of mine that I died in 2001 - mind you there has been a bit of a funny smell around here lately :)

On the floor for sale this week a late Georgian flamed Mahogany two over three drawered chest. It's in very good original condition, retains all its original timbers, locks, and escutcheons. €795.00 DM for details. #salvagem

If you ask me to provide briefing on legislation after 5PM on a Friday, the commentary you get is going to include the statements "It's giving 1984" and "This is not how GDPR works. THIS IS NOT HOW ANY OF THIS WORKS."

It's not just a lifestyle choice, it's a way of life. HT Damïeñ Múlley 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 #fuckyoupayme

NOTHING TO SEE HERE.

Seriously considering suing Cork City Council at this stage..... 60% down in June. 90% down since July & September. I can't hang in there any longer. 96fm Opinion Line EchoLive.ie @jmaher0 Oliver Moran 🇪🇺 Cork's 96FM