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Dear Customer

@swilliambrown33

If you are a #dearcustomer this account is not for you. I wrote these books: B&N: tinyurl.com/yyloyrcr Amazon: tinyurl.com/hj88vzm

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One time I walked in on a 70ish year old craft area employee making out with a the new 70ish year old deli worker in the backroom and I never know whether to be scarred or like good for them.

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Home Office: If anyone wants to donate their vacation time to employees in Florida or California please talk to HR. HR is fucking high.

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Peeing in fitting rooms is like baseball and apple pie and taxes and death and district managers not knowing how to ring on a register.

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Me: How many penises have seen since you stated here? New Assistant Manager: I’ve been here two weeks. Me: Well? NAM: A lot I guess now that in think about it. Me: Yeah retail!

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Store manager at huddle: Just to reiterate there is no drinking while clocked in. Even if no one can smell it. Me: Like a High Noon grapefruit. SM:….Thank you Sean. Me: *big swig from my water bottle* No probs buddy boy.

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#dearcustomer responding to the automatic text that your online order is ready “I need this sooner for a birthday party” won’t make my internet fulfillment associate pick it any faster 💩💩💩

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What’s interesting about our new Store Manager is on Facebook he shows lots of pictures of his abs. But doesn’t seem to think we can see this? Have a good Wednesday!