Coworkers too lately 😤 Dear Customer @BlameTag #DearCustomer

There it is 🌟 #DearCustomer the game 😂 Dear Customer @BlameTag

And so the retail work lanyard was retired yet again that cold, Saturday December night... The end...? #DearCustomer Dear Customer @BlameTag

One time I walked in on a 70ish year old craft area employee making out with a the new 70ish year old deli worker in the backroom and I never know whether to be scarred or like good for them.

Home Office: If anyone wants to donate their vacation time to employees in Florida or California please talk to HR. HR is fucking high.

Peeing in fitting rooms is like baseball and apple pie and taxes and death and district managers not knowing how to ring on a register.

Me: How many penises have seen since you stated here? New Assistant Manager: I’ve been here two weeks. Me: Well? NAM: A lot I guess now that in think about it. Me: Yeah retail!

Store manager at huddle: Just to reiterate there is no drinking while clocked in. Even if no one can smell it. Me: Like a High Noon grapefruit. SM:….Thank you Sean. Me: *big swig from my water bottle* No probs buddy boy.

I have at least one Hillary Clinton comment from random #dearcustomers every week.

#dearcustomer:Von Maur will wrap everything if you want. Me: Bruh. You are not in a god damn fucking Von Maur.

#dearcustomer responding to the automatic text that your online order is ready “I need this sooner for a birthday party” won’t make my internet fulfillment associate pick it any faster 💩💩💩

District Manager who reads this: And get credit apps.

#DearCustomer: *sarcastically* "Just look at all these smiling faces!" You're not helping. Dear Customer @BlameTag

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Newbie: Like, I have a wedding this weekend. Me: I’m tweeting this and everyone who knows…knows.

What’s interesting about our new Store Manager is on Facebook he shows lots of pictures of his abs. But doesn’t seem to think we can see this? Have a good Wednesday!

When you tell #dearcustomer they’re wrong without saying a single word

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Punchable offense