“No one’s ever really gone.”

merlin should tell you what the birds are actually saying

"I asked Chat GPT." Yeah, well, I asked the moon and she said everything will be fine. Not for humans. But just, like, in the long run. For insects.

DAY 5: The Field Museum was definitely a place we wanted to get to so I could be reconnected with my first true love… “Sue” the Tyrannosaurus Rex. (Fraser was a good sport and let me stay longer than he had anticipated!) SUE the T. rex 🦖 #HartnellHistory #HartnellSummer

They cut my set short because I wouldn't stop "drooling blood on their nice audio equipment" and screaming "I thought this was Taste of Chicago."

Therapist: You need to start setting boundaries. My boundaries:

All-Pros: they’re just like us!

That's Bailey. Hope this helps, Carl.

Thank you for sharing your deeply personal secrets with me and bringing that charcuterie board that was all endangered meats.

My bad. Just wanted to see if I could use the Clifton Bridge as a jumprope.

Today makes 35 years of Sue the T.rex! Discovered on this day in 1990, Sue is still one of the largest and most complete T.rex specimens ever found. The name Sue comes from the discoverer, Sue Hendrickson, and not the presumed gender of the animal. You can follow SUE the T. rex 🦖

TODAY IS MY UNEARTH DAY. I WAS FOUND IN THE GROUND 35 YEARS AGO TODAY. DROP A MEAT OFFERING IN THE REPLIES. I WILL ALSO ACCEPT OFFERINGS OF FIRSTBORN OFFSPRING AND/OR STEP CHILDREN.

Not sure why you'd want to know about AFTER the asteroid, but there's something new at the Field Museum August 29th! fieldmuseum.org/exhibition/aft…

That's Aiden. Hope this helps.

At the bar talking everyone's ear off about 1930s baby cages.

Rest in peace non-avian dinosaurs. You would have loved GrubHub.