Why is there an Ursula on my timeline? Damnit Shepard do something!

#FF The confirmation of Half Life 3.

#FF Dead Batarians.

#FF Samuel.L.Anderson #ShamelessSelfPromotion.

#FF "Accidental Asteroid Crashes" or AAC.

Shepard. Would you kindly do something about all this Batarians?

“@SheenShepard: Samuel.L.Anderson Between the Asteroid and the Reapers, how many of them can there be?” Enough to ruin a day.

@Nazara_Reaper @SheenShepard Are you going to Fwoomp the Batarians?

Two Protheans walk into a bar. Oh wait...there's only one left.

#2014Wishes. 1.New Desk 2. Udina That is all.

Garrus, can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of shooting a rocket at your face.

I think I'm gonna need two patches for New Year's. Champagne, corks, bad shit.

JUST WAIT UNTIL I HEAD DESK UDINA ONE MORE TIME MOTHERFUCKER Ahnuld Shepard

I just killed a fucking cockroach. Or maybe that was javik's brother not fucking sure.

ANYTHING SO YOU CAN BLOW SHIT UP LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO Ahnuld Shepard

Is a that a shuttle, or is it a frigate? #NO! It's a motherfucking Reaper smashing a primitive. And by primitive I mean Javik.

UNLIMITED AMMO LIKE A REAL MOTHERFUCKER!

THERE'S A MOTHERFUCKING BATARIAN IN THE MOTHERFUCKING SHUTTLE! *Shoots to kill* NOT ANYMORE.

@sexybiotic I DON'T KNOW WHAT A MOTHERFUCKING FUNNY LOOKS LIKE.

CHOO CHOO