Some doors you just have to walk through… wherever they lead.

We have opened this account to address the marked increase in enquiries following a recent social media video. St. Juniper Paranormal Museum does not comment on the lives and learnings of any of our visitors, past or present. Our email is closed until further notice.

We are getting a lot of requests about whether we will use “onchain”. The word people are looking for is “Enochian” - and we have no plans to use it for business. If you intend to explore it, be very careful - being a language “of the angels” does not make it a safe haven.

How many titles from our “Interplanetary Contact” collection have you read so far?

For those asking if “we are still early”… the museum would like to confirm our hours have not changed and we are open as usual.

Study tip: Look back into folklore and mythology and take note of everywhere “The Trickster” appears…

In whatever realm, timeline or dimension you exist, there is always a cat willing to walk across your work space.

Seeing lots of people telling each other to “hood up”… are we doing it right?

We are pleased to unveil a new exhibit… Name: Jadeite Relic Description: Carved from inexplicably luminous jadeite traced to Mesoamerican river sources. Likely Olmec-adjacent, c. 600 BCE. Believed to create mischief and connect timelines. Uncovered and donated by Thrax

MUSEUM ADVICE: If a portrait or photograph looks like it’s staring at you, that’s probably because it is.

Visit the museum to sign up for one of our SPIRITUAL ETIQUETTE classes. Because not every spirit wants to talk to you.

Big thanks to weezy for the newest addition to our collection. It is a mid-era taxidermy, likely the “Mystic Deepwater Claypike”, often seen in Aztec plunge pools and caving systems. This one can now be seen on Magdalena’s desk. More new exhibits coming soon.

We have today taken delivery of this hooded statue, known as “The Thinktanker”. It bears strong resemblance to early 1900s work by Auguste Rodin, but its origin is impossible to confirm. Thank you to PAX for the piece. Now we just need somewhere to put it.

We are disappointed to see that someone has written on the wall in the restroom. This is vandalism and will not be tolerated. If you have any info on who it might be please let us know.

Huge thanks to Crypto T for donating this ancient tome of “Forbidden Knowledge” - it is bound with hide glue but shows signs of timeline decay. We will ensure to keep it safe… though translating it may be more difficult.

St Juniper Paranormal Museum obviously wishes Magdalena all the best with her extra venture. But we wanted to clarify that St Juniper Paranormal Museum deals with museum business only and will continue as such. Have a great start to the week, whichever timeline you’re in…🔮

We would like to remind visitors that we are unable to return unfinished prescriptions if they are left in the museum…