*scowls bitterly at Waluigi* You'll get yours, Wally...You'll get yours. #Nintendo64 #NintendoSwitchOnline #NintendoSwitch

You HAVE to be kidding me. From the official Disneyworld account on Instagram

7. Tall, dark, and….I dunno, broody would be pretty easy for me to ignore.

To anyone and everyone screaming “This hurricane season is his judgement” or “This is the end as prophesied”…. Just…. Slow your roll, okay? Like…an above average hurricane season was predicted and expected. Y’all can pray to your “Guy” all you want, he don’t care/exist.

*raises flame shield while sipping Pepsi*

At the end of this hurricane season, we as a species are going to rise up and help eachother rebuild and whatnot. Powerful hurricanes are nothing new. Hurricanes spawning TORNADOES and various degrees of flooding is nothing new.

IF someday the world DOES end, it won’t be because some big narcissist in the heavens decided that he’s had enough of us. All life on this world will end by something in nature, in the cosmos (black hole, massive meteor), OR by man’s own hand.

Everyone is free to believe in whoever or whatever they will. Just like I’m free to choose not to hold any belief in some higher power. But I think the world could be a better place IF Man stopped being so reliant on the concept of higher powers.

Uuuuugh. Flag racing is easily the worst part of The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom. Prove me wrong. #NintendoSwitch #EchoesofWisdom

Y’all, I posted this ten years ago…. Why is it getting likes now? I mean…I get it. The Minecraft Movie happened. But I didn’t exactly predict that it would happen in a decade. XD Closest thing we had to a Minecraft movie back then was Minecraft Story Mode. R.I.P Telltale.

Commission for Jimli Wolfe #Pokemon 💜💚💙 #mlp #mlpoc #mlpocart #pokemon

Aaayyyy 12 years. Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

Comparison of the original Nintendo Switch Home Screen versus the updated one that just dropped. Yes, I know I could have taken screenshots. In fact, I did… But I forgot that X is no longer supported. And I couldn’t be bothered to use the QR thing. #NintendoSwitch