REACTION SPEED [Easy: Failure] - You strike the coolest pose you are able to produce. Something once bright shrivels inside your chest, turning black and small. The photographer activates his camera, immortalising this little death.

ok but get this: im a boy is the thing, so clearly some kind of wires got crossed somewhere, because this just doesnt make any sense

been feeling like a girl lately. is this explainable

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Imagine how awesome COVID would’ve been if the only people that died were the guys in Greta Van Fleet

This is so insane to me. Why would you come on here if you don’t have things to tweet. I’m only on here because there’s stuff I gotta get out because there’s something wrong with me…something much worse going on with whoever uses this

just saw a small black shiba inu. walking along. prancing really. but tastefully

i already joked about this but this phrasing makes it sound even funnier. they've got the word 'Don't' printed in farsi on a sheet fresh off the the teletypewriter in tehran and they're worriedly passing it around, trying to decide what to do now in light of this information

does the world really need more metaphors right now. maybe we should put a hold on metaphors until we've gotten some things sorted out

i am worried about the things in the world. The events, etc.

hmm who should arrest the jewish guy maybe the blondest bluest-eyed cop in berlin

why is everything in the world so on the nose all of the time

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