Last dating anniversary 🖇 imma date you so hard on Friday

I wish I could post this video up on a billboard in Times Square 😭 the perfect explanation of the ‘what about me effect’

I think I wanna be a farmer

$20 Dollar Nose Bleed is the only song where every time I listen to it I feel like I’m listening to it for the first time again. Almost 16 years with that song right by my side.

Mom and Dad pretend they’re retired for the weekend

this is who i am and you hate me for it

Idk if I’ve mentioned it at all but I get married in 100 days holy smokes 🥹

Ommmmmmmmmmmm Weeee we not let these motherfuckersssssssss get us dowwwwwwwwwwn Ommmmmmmmmmmm

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I’m gonna fucking cry

WWE Wrestlers are drag queens for straight men. I will not be taking further questions at this time thank you

Heavy is the butt that poops the pant

She’s so dumb I love her so much 😭

I’m a huge Tony Hinchcliffe fan. I’ve lost some respect for Tony today because his entire thing has always been that in comedy you can say whatever you want in a comedy club and that doesn’t make it real. They’re jokes and people need to grow up if they get offended. But you just

I’ve had the shittiest week in recent memory but it’s all good bc Head North

Women’s wrestling fan - “women deserve better” (Same breath) - “she’s sleeping with her boss that’s why she’s where she is” - “She should retire” - “She doesn’t deserve it” - “She’s handed everything and never worked for anything” - “I hope she gets injured” YOU guys are

BRENNAN LEE MULLIGAN LEAVING DROPOUT TO PURSUE MAKING CUSTOM AMERICAN GIRL DOLL SHOES

Nobody f’n talk to me… 😭 give it back to him!