*opens window* “Child! Tell me! What day is it today?” “Why, it’s ‘Feel Afraid All Day’ Day, guvnah!” “Oh good! I haven’t misssd it!”

I was rejected by at least 30 agents within the three months before I got my first agent at CAA. I have not sold a single script that wasn't rejected by at least 30 other buyers. A significant part of this endeavor is just how many no's you have in you. #screenwriting

BREAKING: New host chosen to replace Tucker Carlson

Duffers here. Writing does not stop when filming begins. While we’re excited to start production with our amazing cast and crew, it is not possible during this strike. We hope a fair deal is reached soon so we can all get back to work. Until then -- over and out. #wgastrong

These social media apps have gotten so bad I'm about to go outside and live my life to the fullest 😩😩

wow.

Struggling to figure out how 8 billionaires who want to replace workers with robots are losing the narrative to 10,000 professional storytellers and the 150,000 hottest people in the world

the common denominator is bombing at an open mic 10-15 years ago

Writers Guild of America West I deeply appreciate all the love and thanks. It as with every dime. But if you really want to thank someone for those meals, thank Bruce Helford and all the Drew Carey Show writers. They helped make me rich enough to afford it, No writers, no $. Simple as that

Wrote something for the LA Times about the journey of AIR and all the hard days in Hollywood it takes to reach a good one. Write your spec!

Was I very productive this week? No. But was I able to rest and relax? Also no. But was I gentle with myself about all of this? No

Biden deserves a lot of credit. We haven’t seen a selfless act of putting personal ambition aside in national politics in American a very long time. He’s a patriot.

you’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house

Thank you Launch Pad for the shout out!!

“Sir, Your daughter has endorsed Kamala Harris.”

until the day I die I will never understand why he was even still allowed to run after this

millennial men were too busy quoting anchorman and figuring out new, innovative ways to sack tap each other to get radicalized by the far right and I love them for that.