Words of frustration you hear from new dads..."I hate it when pee gets on my face". Amber Lamb (I actually said these exact words today)

Why did no one ever tell me toast topped with Nutella and bananas is so delicious?

Ready to go back to work but also not. #BabiesAreTooCute

That just happened! Kim-Possible @23after

Also. The level of nerd is strong here. #CoKCISSP.

Started off the day with technical difficulties. #deadprojector #CoKCISSP Can I get an IT person?

Actual quote: "it gets sexy after a while, doesn't it?" #CoKCISSP

My new favorite OSI mnemonic. Please Do Not Tell Sales People Anything. #winning #CoKCISSP

Never saw this before. Half-naked lady painted on the side of someone's house. #ThatEscalatedQuickly

Solo with my two boys tonight. Let's see how this goes. #SanityCheck

Big smiles!

@chrisflynn1987 thanks for the pic mate! I'm not the Ryan Brown you're looking for though.

Signs you may have a baby....the most common word in texts from your wife is some form of "poop". #LifeAfterBaby

Alex quote of the day..."I really like like your coffee, Mom"

Totally getting zoned out of bed by my 3yo. #JokesOnHimBedWasntThatComfortableAnyway

#WordsOfWisdom from my son Alex: "Girls don't have penises"

Day old Pagliacci Pizza pizza crusts make great teething biscuits. Our 8 month old loves them. Who knew!

Just got a free order from Pagliacci Pizza just further reinforces my feeling that they're the best pizza in town.

Alex: A cheetah is like a weird jaguar.

It's one of those days where Zach is content to eat a bowl of sour cream for "lunch". #KidsAreWeird