For everyone still craving that raw, unapologetic dark rap. "In my dungeon you will suffer / You can mark my words." The pain is the point. bit.ly/4cgKWtk #HorrorRap #Macabre #Horrorcore

she really called freddy krueger a "dumbass character" for only having power in a dream. bothering people in their sleep is giving deeply unemployed behavior anyway. "i'd beat the sleeves off freddy" is the exact energy we need. 😭🔪 #NightmareOnElmStreet

They think the bodies in the trunk are the problem, but the real crime is what this luscious hair does to the municipal plumbing grid. The city workers are terrified. 🩸🚿 #RussTafari #Horrorcore #SupermodelProblems

If you’re having a bad day just remember there’s someone at Walmart with a cart full of groceries who thinks they’re about to use Apple Pay. Lol

Growing up I thought ring around the collar was going to be a much bigger issue as an adult.

A million-dollar antique spoon. A unique heritage. Gary disapproves of the patina. Then the signal breaks. The algorithm censored the broadcast, so S1E1 is securely locked inside The Headquarters. Bypass the algorithm: bit.ly/4vzt7xj

It’s 3 AM in Vegas and the signal is clear. True horrorcore never died, it just moved underground. Watch the uncut feed. bit.ly/4cgKWtk #HorrorFans #RussTafari #Horrorcore

"Mutilation is a beautiful thing." The candles are lit and the demons are summoned. Step into the dungeon. 🩸 bit.ly/4cgKWtk #Horrorcore #RussTafari #UndergroundHipHop

my soul left my body reading that email. 💀 Nothing humbles like a teacher hinting at special ed over homework you did. How do I explain a 45-year-old failing 4th-grade Common Core math? We’re battling fractions. #Parenting #CommonCore

You can buy ground beef, ground turkey, even ground chicken. But you'll never find hog sold the same way. Why? No one will eat Ground Hog.

You've seen cursed objects in horror, but you haven't seen a delusional public access host try to gaslight a plastic skull about a weeping piece of cutlery. Episode 1 drops the sitcom reality for absolute dread. bit.ly/4vzt7xj

Gary made the spoon cry. The signal is broken. Watch the uncensored pilot now. bit.ly/4vzt7xj

"It’s not 'tetanus.' It’s heritage.". RT tries to defend a million-dollar antique against his co-host's judgment, but the audio feed picked up something deeply wrong. Listen to the raw cut. bit.ly/4vzt7xj

It looks like rust, but it textures like human scabs. It looks like a spoon, but it sounds like a screaming choir. The premiere of RT's Cryptic Feed just went completely off the rails. bit.ly/4vzt7xj

The public thinks this is just a lo-fi tech and antique review. Only those inside The Headquarters know what happens when the VHS filter drops. Bypass the signal and get the real Episode 1. bit.ly/4vzt7xj

Do not turn your volume up when the camera cuts to the extreme close-up. The visual whiplash is one thing, but the sound of the choir screaming in high-pitched agony will stay with you. Proceed with caution. bit.ly/4vzt7xj

Co-hosting a show with a plastic skull who hates your taste in antiques is hard. Finding out the antique is weeping in high-definition is worse. Welcome to the psycho-sitcom. bit.ly/4vzt7xj

The algorithm censored this broadcast. A simple spoon review was flagged for what the 4K macro lens revealed. The uncensored archive is waiting. bit.ly/4vzt7xj

We intercepted a broken signal from a basement studio. A host is talking to a silent skull. The rusted item he is holding looks like scabbed skin. The feed is broken, but the host is worse. Access the broadcast. bit.ly/4vzt7xj

How long would it take you to realize the nostalgic review channel you're watching is actually a psychological trap? Episode 1 "The Holy Spoon" is waiting in the vault. bit.ly/4vzt7xj