I have always preferred the sound of an early morning cockerel crowing to that of some shithead doing burnouts.

Do Royal Commissions ever achieve anything or are just governments fobbing off responsibility?

Needed some butter today. Lurpak was only 20 cents more than the supermarkets own brand. I am running a geiger counter over the Lurpak.

My one and only goji berry. My plans for market domination have fallen short. 😒

Symbolic, probably. I think the rapist may be in bankruptcy soon.

Cue the video of Scummo sitting on a garden bench sans Jen and the girls, telling us he has cancer.

Is Melon Head geo-fucking Twitter Australia in revenge? My Twitter totally berserk this afternoon.

Captain Nemo. 🐕 311.1 ppm. Total legend

On this day of commemoration it is worthwhile looking at the work of the incomparable Damien Parer. He was to lose his life the following year (1944) when killed by Japanese machine gun fire.
Kokoda Front Line!:
youtube.com/watch?v=5SQ3KQ…

Protection of Word 'Anzac' Regulations 1921 (Cth) (the Regulations) sets out the recipe for Anzac biscuits. You can use other ingredients all you like but then they are not Anzac biscuits any more than an Iced Vo-Vo is a Tim-Tam. 😁
dva.gov.au/sites/default/…

There needs to be a publicly accessible register of DV offenders. It is not even close to a total answer but at least women can be forewarned about men with a DV history.

I repeat my earlier tweet, renal colic isn't fun. 😬😣

While the media and politicians are foaming at the mouth and focussing everyone's attention on the evils of social media, it is a good time to raise the head and look at what else is happening that they might not want to us to see.

Captain Nemo. 🐕 311.1 ppm. Couldn’t care less but she won’t stay away long. Too much of an attention seeker

Do many really care if Flip-flop Lambie has deleted her Twitter account?

interestingengineering.com/science/sodium…

If Minister for Mediocrity Stephen Jones thinks Twitter is bad he should have a listen to 2GB sometime.

4.00am and I am up and reeling from another spasm of renal colic. 😬☹️