Love when politicians are like “Great to catch up with my friend and old colleague. We discussed the A25 connection, antisocial behaviour and investment”. Stop lying. Any time I’ve ever caught up with an old colleague we’ve discussed one random person we didn’t like for an hour.

It should not cost more than £100 to buy a ticket for ANYTHING. Nothing's that fucking good, for a start. Who is it? Beethoven jamming with Jimi Hendrix? I will give you £67.50. A football team playing another football team? I'll give you £38 and you can piss off x

it’s always insane to me how they can say this so confidently and face zero consequences

Uber Eats: “You forgot to finish your order” no i didn’t forget, i just came to my senses

Tough thyme you're having!

how many killers are in that building omg

Less people here than died that day. The contempt is palpable

when you triple check an email before sending

Unbelievably misogynist headline in The Telegraph. It’s not revenge, it’s justice and none of those men were taking ‘orders’.

after saying “nothing from my end” at the technical all hands

It’s been nearly 7 years and we’re still here

I’ve never used a semicolon with 100% confidence.

I have been told to stop stealing muffins from the bakery. Unfortunately, it’s the only way to keep my lucrative muffin stand in business. Everyone is fine with this.

I hate when I’m watching something comedic and every character in it has the exact same sense of humor. It’s like the writers have never been a part of a funny friend group in their life. The true dynamic is Clown Triste, Sarcast, The Storyteller, Mean Quipper and local dunce.

Usually, September in London gives us a bit of leftover summer, but this year? As soon as it hit September, the weather went straight back to its usual gloomy self. Welcome to London 👍🏾

seeing academy award winner allison janney in a political drama. oh it feels like home.

South Korea fans displayed Palestinian flags and plenty of support for Palestine during their WC qualifier game at Seoul World Cup Stadium. Beautiful 👏🏽🇵🇸🇰🇷

Sebastian Stan as Carter Baizen in Gossip Girl (2007–2012)

cover letters are so embarrassing. why am i writing a love letter to this email job