One leaf falls* Me:

This is out of character, but will you please quit stealing my shit dude? I know it’s hard to be creative, but stealing every one of my tweets just isn’t it. It’s.. #Stalkward

I won’t stop until you do buddy. BE ORIGINAL. Michael Myers

This all stops when you do Michael Myers

Take them down. Or give me the credit you owe me. Michael Myers #ItStopsWhenYouDo

Still waiting. Michael Myers #ItStopsWhenYouDo

Read me: - MM

Dearest Judith, The leaves are falling, the pumpkins are rolling, and everyone in Haddonfield is getting out of town for some reason.. anyway, i miss you so much that I could just murde... never mind. Much love, - Michael

...... yeah pretty much

30 Days. 🎃🔪

Yeah, so I know this is Michael Myers month, but if you’re dressing up like me this Halloween, let’s see what you got! Winner gets a 10 minute head start at Camp Crystal Lake any time. It won’t save you, but it’s somethin’.

I found a wallet that belongs to a Thomas C. Johnson. If anyone knows this mans family, go ahead and tell them that he won’t be coming home. Also, he should have known to not touch other people’s pumpkins.

Anyone know how to get blood stains out of a jump suit? Asking for a friend

Happy birthday to me.. now only if Laurie and Loomis would show up to my birthday party tonight... If you see them, would you please tell them that Michael would really appreciate seeing them tonight.

I’m going to make you proud today Judith. Happy Halloween.

This account will no longer be in use very shortly. Thanks to everyone who interacted with it throughout the years, but unfortunately there’s no point in me tweeting when the other Myers account will just steal it. Plagiarism sucks. Love you guys, Halloween will never die.