So r new shadow chancellor a)dreams of assassinating Thatcher b)wants IRA officers given bravery medals c)hates capitalism. Beyond parody.

Lighter Shade of Ale

Someone just told me 'Elton John's gonna play your song'. Calm down mate, he's been playing it for 36 years. x.com/eltonofficial/…

Brewdog Millionaire

Lost, like a teardrop in the rain, like a shadow in the night, like a bird in a flock, like a Vote Remain sign in a Crouch End window.

Voted in but totally disown culture around it: twee ('keep calm & bake-off 4 the EU) fetishistic ('Bae says Remain') status quo interrailers

Wales voted to Leave EU. Wales.

Nick Clegg and the Bad Seeds

If I have my time again I'd like to be a German hippie

Accidental mash up of 'Ain't No Stoppin' Us Now' with George Galloway interviewing Julian Assange on TalkRadio. Couldn't be better.

One of the trialists looks like a cross between pop music's Rowan Martin and one-time antiques expert James Harries - get him signed up!

On Hornsey High St right now, like so much of this city, nothing can be heard but the drills of selfishness and the saws of greed. RIP...

...London. Enjoy the bonanza, let's hope you all get paid before the bubble bursts.

Bloke in full current Arsenal kit getting on at Canonbury and getting off at Shoreditch High St, living some kind of dream, but not mine.

You mob ready for a new fucking tune or what?

The method's new single 'Home Sweet Home' is here i-d.vice.com/en_gb/article/…

Heads up lads, @__z_o_e_e__'s first single release on Secret Songs is here!! soundcloud.com/shhsecretsongs…

Hawksbee and Marc Jacobs

Not sure what 'woke' really means but quite sure the least woke phrase ever is 'a steady hand on the tiller'.