The beekeeper is the 6th Skarsgard brother

The Seattle Mariners are Iowa football

I think what tonight really came down to is that one team employs Marcell Ozuna and another one doesn't.

Fuck this team holy shit lol

Ya I don’t know, if we are being honest with ourselves nobody thought Julio was coming through there, and that’s just not the feeling you should have when the face of your franchise comes to the plate

Can josh rojas just bat for us 9 straight times?

Can we please get some booing going for the hitters? Just every single one of them needs to be torn a new one by the fans

For no reason at all, just gonna mention that the longest streak without a hit is 24 innings- the mariners have made it half way there!

I legitimately wonder if the position players are embarrassed when they pass by the pitchers in the locker room

There is absolutely no way this game now doesn’t end in a no hitter. It’ll obviously be a combined no no, but it’ll be one nonetheless

13 straight innings without a hit- I am so damn tired of hearing about the pitching. ITS NOT THE PITCHING ITS OUR OFFENSE

I really need the announcers to stop saying “it’s a good pitching matchup” every single night

What it is is “great mariner pitching and inept mariner offense”

For those of you who can’t watch the game tonight I’ll recap what our announcers will say
“Fried was scuffling a little earlier in the year but really turned it around tonight- had all his pitches working in route to a season high 13 Ks

I like playing sudoku on easy mode because sometimes it just feels like I need a win in my life

How to (sort of) fix the mariners offense:

Tyler locklear up now

Garver relegated to backup C (hot take but it’s gotta be done)

Rojas plays every day

Polanco in a time share with Urias

When canzone back, Raley DFA

The placement of these tho 🫠

Tyson Miller in the top of the eighth inning by September for some magical reason