My neighbor has an unsecured, wireless printer. I just sent this document to it.

That, Sir, would be great "The Presidency 🇿🇦: President Zuma to focus on the economy in October"

Tonight! RT and we'll add you to the Guest List.

“One day, in retrospect, the years of struggle will strike you as the most beautiful.” —Sigmund Freud

Congratulations to @lGordy01 for successfully navigating our education system! Life starts now :)

The oscar trial proves that our criminal justice system needs a revamp. If anything, we can thank ozzi for putting it in the spotlight

Epic drone footage of ᑕᗩᑭE TOᗯᑎ dontparty.co.za/nature/cape-to…

Croutonite is Souperman's only weakness.

Do not trust people that make bad tea.

I'm not like everyone else like everyone else.

OMF JURGEN IS OUR MANAGER

related: if i have another coffee, i will start levitating

Hi Helen Zille, meet Alan Knott-Craig, Craig meet Helen. First intro is on me 😉 #Netprophet2016 #ProjectIsizwe

IF WE CAN BE EQUALS IN SPORT, WE CAN BE EQUALS EVERYWHERE.

Yo! Donald Trump Jr.! I noticed you follow me on Twitter. Please ask your dad to resign before he destroys the planet. Thanks dude.

The state of @TelkomZA service is actually appalling. I've now paid for two months and not a single byte worth of data has been received 😡😡😡

I appreciate you Marshall Mathers ✊🏾

So apparently Jacob Zuma doesn't pay tax, gets money from actual gangsters, was literally on a corporate pay roll, destroyed SARS, the Scorpions, The Hawks and the NPA to cover it up, all while being president. And I feel guilty for showering too long when I'm in Cape Town.

In electing CR, ANC officially rejects corruption, incompetence and state capture. That gives me so much hope for the future! We get South Africa back today. Challenges are many but tonight is the time to open champagne!

Look at that smile 😁 Man of the match on debut. Take a bow Lungisani Ngidi you champion #SAvIND