I aspire to this level of self-awareness.

This list might include lil ole me (spoiler alert: it does)🥳

So glad to see it get a second chance at life thanks to Will Sebag-Montefiore. Please remember that a Le Creuset is not just for Christmas, it's for life.

‘As everyone was talking about D-Day I couldn’t help but wonder - when would there be the largest seaborne invasion in history of my fanny?’

Ed Davey's campaign strategy has big Year Six Leavers Energy and I love it.

When Dorothy Parker was contacted by her editor about her overdue work during her honeymoon, she replied: ‘I’m too fucking busy and vice versa’.

The best magic trick ever

This level of exercise is all well and good right up until the moment your personal trainer forgets your safeword.

Somebody make this woman a Dame, stat.

We had a great time meeting this talented bunch at the Q&A session for our writer callout. Keep an eye on our feeds for the next one! 📺 Julia Kampel Adam Wate Rosanna Wood @peterkkelly Angela Jobson jessi @m1randthepanda @georgieboeheimwrites @midwinterlauren

Never more urgent Jeanette Winterson ❤️

Really quite glad I wasn't around to see this...

Dear Americans. When a British person starts a sentence with the words "excuse me, I'm terribly sorry, but" - we are not actually apologising to you. What we are really saying is "oi, cunt, listen up".

My sister Sarah Cunningham has been missing since 0230am in Camden. Last seen leaving apartment building on Jamestown Road. She was wearing a black outfit. If you have any information please let me or the police know. she has been officially reported as missing.

Hope he took them off when he emptied his bladder

Pooh, Paddington & Rupert - who’s the fourth? (Super Ted was a toy so obvs not him)

Me trying to get my life in order #GBBO

The White House babysitter