Rosanna Wood (@rosanna_wood) 's Twitter Profile
Rosanna Wood

@rosanna_wood

Writer & performer. Comedy. Drama. Stuff betwixt. Funny Women Comedy Writing Award Finalist '23. Winner of Best Decorated Dorm Christmas '02-'04. Robbed in '05.

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‘As everyone was talking about D-Day I couldn’t help but wonder - when would there be the largest seaborne invasion in history of my fanny?’

‘As everyone was talking about D-Day I couldn’t help but wonder - when would there be the largest seaborne invasion in history of my fanny?’
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When Dorothy Parker was contacted by her editor about her overdue work during her honeymoon, she replied: ‘I’m too fucking busy and vice versa’.

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We had a great time meeting this talented bunch at the Q&A session for our writer callout. Keep an eye on our feeds for the next one! 📺 Julia Kampel Adam Wate Rosanna Wood @peterkkelly Angela Jobson jessi @m1randthepanda @georgieboeheimwrites @midwinterlauren

Anon Opin. (@anon_opin) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Dear Americans. When a British person starts a sentence with the words "excuse me, I'm terribly sorry, but" - we are not actually apologising to you. What we are really saying is "oi, cunt, listen up".

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My sister Sarah Cunningham has been missing since 0230am in Camden. Last seen leaving apartment building on Jamestown Road. She was wearing a black outfit. If you have any information please let me or the police know. she has been officially reported as missing.

My sister Sarah Cunningham has been missing since 0230am in Camden. Last seen leaving apartment building on Jamestown Road. She was wearing a black outfit. If you have any information please let me or the police know. she has been officially reported as missing.