This bro?!?!

“If u can get past the murders and government extortion, we got really nice flowers”

I left a company car at the dealership with the keys in it and told em go get it

Ohtani got them real members wit him

I woulda told them take me back

If the Mystics draft Angel Reese I’ll go to five games this year

Damn it’s “phone on 2% hit u when I get to a charger” degrees outside

Riverdale

Never let a hard time humble us

Fuck all that beef shit do y’all see what Megan and Glo is out here doin for the community?

Whew Chile free da men

Niggaz was deep belly laughin at the shit when Meek started goin on Wale. Soon as he let DC streets slip out his fingers everybody was like whoa whoa whoa lil buddy

Meek just made more DC Niggaz support wale than Ross or UCB ever did 😂

Awwwww

Seafood don’t belong in Mac and cheese

I wonder if “black people tacos” is really what they said 😂

yesterday’s problems belong to yesterday.
stop tryna claim things that don’t belong to you.

What’s crazy is I’ve heard about maybe 2 or 3 tremors bein felt in DC in my lifetime and I been asleep and missed every single one

Livable wage entry level and/or willing to train jobs and careers