This is the only time of year where I can say I’m hot, sweaty and sticky and no one will shout at me.

The benefit of being a pirate is that you can still bury your treasure in all your ex’s.

Woman need to stop being so passive aggressive and start duelling

If you’re feeling down I can feel you up.

The best tonic has gin in it.

Shit...

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 31 Oct 2012 (via Twi Age 🥳).

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 10 years, since 31 Oct 2012 (via Twi Age 🥳).

Do you have a parrot, Isabela?

Whether you’re having sex or playing poker, you don’t need a partner if you have a good hand.

“Would Sebastian be interested in a bowjob?”

“You don’t need blood magic to have something inside of you.”

Happy #InternationalWomansDay. Shoutout to the strongest women I know. CDR Neela Shepard Aria T'Loak Miranda Lawson Stella @KavyaRyder Isabela Abigail @BeyondSubject0 @HotlineOmega Spencer Frost

Women are good for six #InternationalWomensDay

Calling all fanartists x.com/beyondsubject0…

“At this point I’d be more concerned if I DIDN’T wake up in a ditch.”

I didn’t think a car could function when its parts weren’t regularly lubricated... x.com/bioductress/st…

“To address the rumour that has been spreading, I do not put the curvy in scurvy.”

“I’m not completely useless. I can sometimes be used as a bad example.”