Once again, Rick Wilson was right. Everything Trump touches dies. #ETTD

My mother asked me today if, after everything with Trump, would I be surprised or shocked by anything. I said, 'Mom, aliens could land tomorrow and I wouldn't blink an eye.' Then she asked, 'Okay, but what if a semi rolled over and shot a load of dildos and lube all over I-40?'

Now that you know we exist... you should really try our pillowy biscuits.

Hell of a week for Biden:

-528k July jobs added
-Unemployment at 3.5% (50-year low)
-Zawahiri killed
-CHIPS Act passes
-PACT Act passes
-Inflation Reduction Act deal
-Gas hits 50+ day low (median US price below $4/gal)
-Kansas protects abortion

And he oversaw it all with COVID.

This, out of #Ukraine , is 100% one of the most incredible videos I have ever seen.

This Russian POW has the heart of a lion 🦁

RIP Charlie Watts, the unlikely rock n roll star, who steadied the turbulent ship of The Rolling Stones. My favourite anecdote about him:

My message to my fellow Americans and friends around the world following this week's attack on the Capitol.

1 of 16: WE ARE ALL JEWS HERE: THE STORY OF RODDIE EDMONDS

One of the most moving and relevant stories of the Battle of the Bulge, or any American Soldier in any war, is that of Master Sergeant Roddie Edmonds, a Knoxville, Tennessee native, who served with the 106th Infantry.

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I'll take Who Is the Greatest Game Show Host of all time for $1,000. Answer, Alex Trebek. A beacon of integrity, intelligence and class. RIP our old friend. #Alextrebek #Dailydouble

I had never seen this clip before today, and now I’m sitting here wiping tears from my face. Joe Biden is a good man, and he is our only hope to heal and restore the soul of our nation.

This is an incredible speech and it’s so intimate. I feel as though he’s speaking to just me in the couch. Joe Biden #DNC2020

My boys are Ridin' for Biden. #Dogs4Biden

These idiots will believe anything. New rumor. Antifa is planning a flag burning in Siberia. Pass it on.

This should be fun. #CamNewton #Patriots

Got Damn Jets!

Because we could all use a smile. ❤️⚾️

When you go to the store, know the employees of those stores are risking a lot to come to work to serve you. Thank them for coming to work to keep the shelves stocked and the food flowing. They are as scared as you. Respect their personal space and appreciate them.

Here is the speech that the country *needed* to hear from the President tonight:

'My fellow Americans, the next few months are going to be hard. For many of us, harder than anything we've faced in our lifetimes.