How can people be involved with industry’s at such a high level and yet have no idea what they are on about? I’ve played nothing but Elden Ring since January 14th and guess what game finally made me out it down?

If you want to find the absolute weakest, lamest, most infertile people on twitter then look no further because why the fuck do you care about something that has zero impact on you whatsoever Do you really need to know whether the Argonian has a lizard dick or a lizard fanny?

It’s really hard for Sterling because not only is he struggling for form but he’s also stinking up our best players position and the difference in levels is so stark

“Another costly draw for Arsenal” Bro, you just spent 90 minutes commentating on that game, do you think they gave a shit about the result?

Tried to hate watch a bit of this United/Spurs match but the quality is so low the only thing I ended up hating was myself Really is the moveable object vs the resistible force

I think Amorim has over taken Steven Gerrard in my personal list of worst Premier League managers of all time. He is rock bottom, the worst I’ve ever seen. He has one idea and it’s a really bad one

Fun Steve Fact: This is the first season I actively remember being an Arsenal fan. I must have been into them in seasons before cos my dad is too but this is the first season I can remember actual stuff that happened.

Absolutely immense second half performance there. The perfect way to play against a team who are going to have most of the ball One Nil To The Arsenal

Not sure about anyone else but putting the guy who’s been there 6 months front and centre to apologise for 13 or so years of mismanagement sums up the Glazers and Ratcliffe perfectly

Finally made it to book 20 of The Horus Heresy. 19 books in two years is more than I’d read in the decade previous and I’m on a roll. Quick side step to read Valdor and then it’s back to the Heresy to read the next 44 book Big up WarHammer for getting me reading again

They lost 22 of the fuckers and only managed 38 points in a 38 game season. One trophy where they beat a bunch of teams who would struggle to get out the Championship doesn’t erase that. The league is a far bigger indicator of where they are and they are right down at the bottom

🏆 Player of the Season: Rice ❌ Flop of the Season: Sterling 💪 Most Improved Player: Timber 🎤 Unsung Hero: Big Gabi 👕 Signing of the Season: Merino 🔑 Keep this player: Trossard/Martinelli 🚮 Sell this player: Zinchenko

Once you accept the Irish Whip it’s really weird to start getting picky on what is and isn’t realistic

Big up Premier Battles, me vs Gaunter O' Tim🇮🇪🍀 is now available on the Patreon and we both look cool as fuck in this one

Henry is a legend but he was a part of an Arsenal team that went three seasons (he played in two of them) with no trophies and consistently finished runner up to Man U. To come out and say “we should bring a trophy” seems like he’s purposefully ignoring his own history

If you win a competition your rivals didn’t qualify for because they were in a better one and you finished 30 points off them and lost 22 games then no, you didn’t have a better season They finished 17th for fuck sake, it’s really not hard to not be an idiot about this

The worst thing about transfer gossip on twitter is that absolute all of it is complete bollocks and no one really has a clue what’s going on. But everyone posts like the tweet they just read is 100% fact Just wait till someone is on the website holding the shirt innit