Which side looks like they’ve got their s*** together?

So after #Brexit, Brits will work the longest hours in Europe, until they reach the highest retirement age in Europe, at which point they will get one of the lowest pensions in Europe. The Tories are nothing if not consistent.

Realised it was 5 years ago today we went into rehearsals for the initial tour of our first show! Bardolph then went to lots of #libraries and other spaces and made lots of new friends. @stuARTcrowther Anna Buckland @Gareth_Wildig Lucy Heath Robin Kingsland Matthew Linley

This is the paperwork required to send one order to the EU now. Previously zero. £100k / year of Veterinary inspection fees now, previously £0. Very annoying/ costly for an established business like us, crippling for a small company! Emailed Greg Hands , no response...

Sweet of 3mobile to message "Hello, we know there are network problems in EN3 6AE, we’re working on them now. Sorry if you’re feeling the pain. You can get updates here 3.uk/up1" anything spot the flaw in their thinking?

Women not allowed to peacefully honour Sarah in a sober law abiding way. Meanwhile, Borough market is rammed.

I'm curious to know at what point "our front-line NHS heroes" and "tireless nurses and doctors" working flat out to fight Covid became simply "foreigners". Perhaps someone could ask Dido Harding....

Me at work v Matt Hancock at work.

Needed a staple gun in a hurry. Dashed into B&Q. Bought one. Granted I should have double checked, but never thought #stanleytoolsuk would sell one without even a single staple to put in it. V disappointed. If I hadn't already opened it I'd be returning it..

It’s a cancer unit, not a hospital. Guys pls could you RT? The truth matters.

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Speaking today, former justice secretary Robert Buckland said: "I heard today a proper acknowledgement that he (Johnson) needs to look in the mirror". I fear he's only doing that to identify which of the team who've had his back all this time he's going to throw under the bus!

Looking for a shit hot SM to join us on tour. Immediate start. Tour ends 8th May. DM for more info. Please retweet #Theatre #LastMinute #StageManager

How would it feel to be one of “A Number”? Find out when you get your tickets for our upcoming production. Full tour schedule: rapturetheatre.co.uk