Thought you might like Mr. Throwback on Peacock - peacocktv.smart.link/g77mddx8h?key=… All Episodes here it’s really really fun made with really really talented people and me

Olympic breakdancing is the only sport where athletes take off their warmup to reveal another warmup

Tim Cook, we have an idea for you! w/ Robby Slowik

Me signing the contract on a job I “would never let change me”

My special LIVE FROM THE BIG DOG is out today on YouTube at 5 pm pacific !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Link: 800pgr.lnk.to/bigdogTW

If it’s 3 women and 2 men I have a pretty good guess who they are

It took 25 years for Peter Thiel to go from "I will make it easy to buy Beanie Babies on eBay" to "I will make the streets run red with the blood of the impoverished so that I may ascend the Silicon Throne and rule The United Federation of Techtopia with my iron fist."

Found a home for my stand-up special Bigger & Breaded

Just want the haters who said I’d never amount to anything to know that in the last 24 hours alone I’ve received texts from Barack Obama, Kamala Harris, AND Tim Walz

I think it's funny that the Army football team kinda sucks. Like, how are y'all gonna beat Iran if you can't even beat Rice?

Macklemore, I have some bad news if you’re planning a US tour

Can the two astronauts stuck in space for a year claim overtime?

If Trump wins the election JD Vance would be the first VP with a beard since Mike Pence

This Trump debacle seriously has me rethinking my Live From Arlington National Cemetery comedy special

Nah man, people had never heard of me WAY before this tweet

It’s not my place to tell other countries how to budget but Americans will create and consume misinformation for the love of the game. We don’t need $10 million from you.

I have been told to stop stealing muffins from the bakery. Unfortunately, it’s the only way to keep my lucrative muffin stand in business. Everyone is fine with this.

Here is the trailer for my new special “Traumatized Animal” that drops on SEPTEMBER 15th 7pm EST on Chris Distefano YouTube channel! Set a reminder. Have a watch party. Tell a friend or a foe and have a good time. I’m really proud of how this came out and pumped for you to see it.