This is The Onion, Vidalia edition.

I'm not sure if this is more hilarious if it's real or if it's satire. Christians should be upset by this.

The Greatest American Hero

That's what he had to wake up to tell Maggie May.

Sushi

West Point

He makes this so easy. #SleepyDon #TrumpIsACriminal

52. I don't usually feel my age.

A tremendous loss in Columbia, SC, as Woody Windham has passed away. Hopefully, his daughters will still keep The Woody open for a long time.

Six weeks into Van Halen's first world tour

Check out the compact plywood (?) Van Halen logo backdrop and small drum riser.

Bottom of the bill.

By the end of the year they'd have much larger drum riser and bigger staging, all the better for wowing stadium audiences.

🤣🤣🤣😳

We're all in the mood for a melody, but we would've been a half an hour ago had someone in Augusta finished on time.

Hardee's for me, as it covers breakfast, lunch and dinner. Although there's a Bojangle's across the street from me and it also covers all 3, I'm still moving Hardee's closer to me.

My work week has come to a close and with perfect weather tomorrow thru Wednesday it's a great time not to be working.

On this date in 1975, after rumours that Jimmy Page, Steve Marriott, Jeff Beck or Chris Spedding variously would replace Mick Taylor as guitarist in The Rolling Stones, a press release confirmed that Ronnie Woodwould be joining the band for their forthcoming American tour.…

Congratulations to whoever tf won The Masters today in Augusta. My golf knowledge is limited to DJ and Tiger.

L. M. A. O. Vanny

And as David Allan Coe said, if that ain't country, you can kiss my ass.

In Fontana, Luke Combs apparently doesn't have a fast car. #OPLive #OPNation #OnPatrolLive REELZ