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Have y’all ever noticed that all the people that are vehemently anti-abortion are people that nobody wants to fuck anyway?

Consolidation in the agriculture industry is costing consumers and producers, so Sen. Cory Booker and I are teaming up to *tackle* it.

Y’all “small government” folks get real wrapped around the axle of things that folks are doing with the stuff in their very own pants.

It’s still prob gonna cost him a billion dollars.

We speak motherfucker too.

Kid rock sounds like what Shield menthols taste like.

If Dark Brandon were a character in Deliverance that whole one scene woulda never happened and the whole movie woulda been about a kid that slaps at playing the banjo, and a delightful canoe trip.

Man, the white Jesus crowd is big mad about Black elves.

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As Attorney General Eric Schmitt has been so tough on crime that Missouri is the 43rd safest state in the country. wallethub.com/edu/safest-sta…

It kinda feels like America is in divorce court tonight and we’re all the kids trying to figure out who gets custody.

Elon Musk is destroying more companies than millennials and avocado toast ever thought about.

While rural Missourians are hunting bucks, Chair Butler is passing them. This is not leadership.

The bullshit is usually on the outside.

This actually really tracks.

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The Chinese are just checking on all the Missouri farmland Mike Parson and #MoLeg Republicans let them buy.