I would’ve told shorty I was going to the store to grab a bottle and I would’ve came back with my PS5 and all my bags packed

When yo dik get hard and u have to punch that mf to show it who’s really hard😈

Doing this with coke at a party

When an evil wizard turns my gf into gym equipment but i still love her

New Fear Unlocked 😭😭😭😭💀

Y’all don’t know white boys if you think this is humiliation. This is a Tuesday night.

me 1 second into her hoe stories

Nah this when u let something slide n then you thinking bout it all night

i hope every other man who flirts with her dies

what's talking stage??? we can talk on the stage at our wedding

yeah I’m into BDSM..beautiful days and sunny mornings

real

Me after hitting the joint at the party and instantly becoming socially ret@rded:

This is happening to someone's bitch right now as we speak btw.

Don’t introduce me to no nigga you done fucked.