Unfortunately amazing delicious burritos are included on the new years resolution list of food I need to avoid this year. (Or at least for a couple weeks). See you in Feb.

How many more of these Minnesota Vikings beating the New Orleans Saints heartbreak games will make up for Sean Payton’s 2010 bounty program that took Brett Favre out of the NFC championship game? Two is a good start.

Drove past my local Pancheros during lunch hour today. Slowed down to look inside and saw a fresh tortilla got tossed onto the grill. Flying through the air in slow motion. Beautiful. But had to drive on by 😞 #NewYearsResolution Day 27

After this impeachment ends Friday, expect to get one of those “sit down with dad-I’m disappointed you can’t gerrymander properly” segments from John Oliver.Reminder: @lastweektonight returns Sunday, February 16th at 11PM on HBO.

I cringe when I see a complaint or joke about working from home. It might be funny or clever but there are millions of people at home not receiving a paycheck. Scared that they may not be able to provide for their family, get evicted, not eat and get sick! #empathy #selfaware

20 minutes with @hellofresh Figgy Balsamic Pork and 20 minutes with #imovie = my first food #covideo. Also, HF, how can I donate all of the share with a friend gift cards to a food shelf?

#CovidVaccine When’s the lottery and what color are the bracelets?

Nope. But I did have the son of a midichlorian love child retweeting a latter-day reality tv star, retweeting the owner of a dog with “a little bit of Mississippi leg hound in him”. It’s all connected Mr. Hamill.

graphic design tips i found on tiktok that changed my life: a thread 🧵✨

Regardless of outcome this second impeachment trial completes the largest, most tragic shit sandwich in American history. Tragic because it could have been avoided if it wasn’t the action of one person.

Of all the anachronisms that could befall a historical drama. Big mouth bill bass? Wikipedia: invented by Gemmy Industries on December 16, 1998; sold beginning January 1, 1999. For shame @thecrownnetflix

Wife says I can delay Dry Jan for a day and have a beer during the Minnesota Vikings Jan1 if I get a like from someone on the MN holy trinity. What do you say Governor Tim Walz JJETS✈️ Paul Allen??

Need advice on what I can tell my 8 year old hockey loving, MN Wild super fan why she can’t stay up late to watch the end of the Wild / Stars game tonight. Looking at you NHL and Minnesota Wild An 8:30 puck drop for a central time zone game? Absurd money move.

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Tiger style. #cubcadet vine.co/v/heF2hg2vbht

I just got a new assault truck in #GunnerZ itunes.apple.com/app/id639403601

To my former marketing colleagues. This is how you run a loyalty program. Pancheros knows #halfbirthdays are real.

Sunday #snowday in #thenorth with rosy cheeks and Askov Finlayson

Second day of #Zuckerberg teaching 30 grandparents how to record Matlock on the VCR. "But Matlock is on channel 11, not channel 3. That doesn’t make sense!"

Thank you Elon Musk for your persistence. My kids were upset after their 1st model rocket launch (lost it in the trees) so we watched a SpaceX fail compilation. “It happens to the best of us". We were back out 1 hour later for flights 2 & 3, both lost too, but still excited!