We are thrilled to announced that the NYC Transit System is now FREE! While we work to demolish the turnstile system, please, be a neighborly New Yorker and hold or prop the exit door open as you leave.

See a cop staring at their phone in a MTA station? They’re probably lost! As a native NYC-er, you can help them out with directions to the nearest LIRR station so they can get back home to Long Island.

Our conductors will now advise you when NYPD Chief of Transit Officers are present on the platform or in the station. Feel free to approach them with any questions, such as: What is it like being a waste of space? Are you in the 40%? What’s your high score on Candy Crush?

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