Now we just gotta get rid of all the Indians

The worst part about tweeting about how awful India, Indians, and Indian culture are is getting Indians in your replies for days after the fact. Like, you're Indian. I don't care what you have to say. I don't want to talk to you. I don't want to look at you. I don't like you.

23 y/o male posting an Instagram story with his 8 mile Strava run from 7:45am on the Strip in Vegas. Get a grip man you’re supposed to still be mixing liquor and substances at that hour

New pair of Premieres sniped off of eBay for $81. That’ll do.

That time of year where I momentarily lose my wallet/keys/phone in various jacket pockets

My plans for this snowstorm include watching my DoorDasher hydroplane into a telephone pole then calling ice instead of an ambulance

Just had the Dumbass Retarded Uber Experience™️ where the illegal immigrant is incapable of understanding basic directions on maps or English over the phone. This is why I am an avid racist, I fucking hate these people and they make your life worse!

Liberals spamming Instagram stories worse than usual today. Newsflash buddy impeding and then resisting federal agents with a firearm in your waistband will always get you shot👍🏻

Hell of a Saturday

Looks like one of those D-III football programs in Buttfuck, Nowhere that somehow every HS football player in your area has an offer from

I am sure the black man in slides and a wife beater milling about a gas station parking lot at 12:13pm on a Thursday is a meaningful contributor to society

“Congratulations, your fifa World Cup ticket applications were successful.”

Instagram stories right now are a combo slop of minorities/fake oppressed spreading Bad Bunny immigrant propaganda and women spamming Super Bowl food spreads

Final World Cup schedule: Netherlands vs Japan England vs Croatia England vs Ghana R32 Group G+D second place team (US possibility) 2 Cat 1 and 2 Cat 2. Unbelievable

Wheeling my suitcase through downtown Chicago for 1.3mi like a chud

More people need to take this seriously, China will kill all sea life otherwise, like all

They’re selling trucks for cash and moving back to Mexico voluntarily

This little coffee is worth more than the entirety of the third world

Someone fire up the live footage of Foodacris running around his living room when he finds out he can have 7am tuna footlongs every day for the rest of his life

Still insane to me that I can fire off tweets and play clash of clans in a metal tube at 35,000 feet