there’s a certain weather i can only describe as “maybe I don’t need a job” weather

Took a nap for the first time in months and felt like I had my life together.

Easily the most stressful day of work so far and we're only half way done. 🫠

It is beautifully dreary today

Taking things day by day is getting real tiring. Gonna have to start taking the days hour by hour soon.

The noises i make while waking up can't be considered human.

Toddlers should be illegal in second floor apartments

You don't know how long you have here. Pick the boogers

Pardon me, would you care to join me in bringing the ruckus?

Just cracked my back so good I reflexively whispered "hell yeah"

The darkness under my eyes is becoming all consuming

A lady at work told me I have "Weird Al" hair. A+ compliment.

Everyone around here cuts their grass at least 4 times a week and it's killing me.

No matter how much research and prep i do, I can't seem to keep plants alive.

Not sure if it's the edibles or the stress or both but the dreams are getting WEIRD.

Favorite Italian? Tortellorno. Hands down.

I'm in a war with the woman in the laundry room who refuses to come get her stuff in time.

Do you make a sandwich or build a sandwich