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Rick Ingraham

@rickingraham

Comedian. Sarcastic complainer. Mocker of all things that deserve to be mocked. music.apple.com/us/album/ameri…

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Fig Newtons were one of the grossest parts of the 1900s. If you ever meet somebody who says they love them, the only correct response is “you are gross”. And I don’t care if they still exist in 2024… to me they are thankfully extinct.

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The TV commercial for Los Angeles Chargers football tickets includes extended shots of Travis Kelce and other “away” team star players because they know using the Chargers to sell the Chargers, never sell tickets to watch the Chargers.

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I want everyone to know, that no matter what happens with this election, I still think of most of you as brazenly foolish as individuals and strinkingly dangerous a collective groups of fools.

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This picture looks like an ad for the “Reverend Rick and the Faithfully Faithless Comedy Revival”. Come check it out tonight.

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If Putin really wants to show how powerful he is, he should draft Russia's newest citizens, Assad and the male members of his family, into the Russian military... so they can show their appreciation and loyalty.

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Stop calling it “the Great LA Fire”. This is LA… just accept that it’s going to be called “the World Famous” LA Fires.

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I’m for whatever version of America can promise me at least 3 Nic Cage B-Movies a year, plus 1 surprisingly entertaining Nic Cage “film” at least every other year.

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Every time I hear comics complaining about comics doing crowd work, I think they’re being lame until I watch a clip of the comic they were complaining about doing crowd work… and it’s always so bad it makes ME not want to do crowd work. LESSON: always listen to the shit-talkers.

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The drive thru at Taco Bell used AI tonight and it was a considerably worse experience than if they had a non-English speaking human. And the robot still had the nerve to ask me to donate money for schools…

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It really feels like the Dodgers have become the Big Ern McCracken of Major League Baseball… and I’m excited to be in LA to enjoy it. #Dodgers #WorldSeries