Now that we've had Black Friday, Shop Local Saturday, Cyber Monday, and Giving Tuesday, it's Where-Did-All-My-Money-Go-Wednesday

You can't spell "Twitter" without "Twit. You can't spell "Twitch" without "Twit". You think the folks in Silicon Valley are trying to tell us something?

There was a time not too long ago when I would never have said these words, but Mitt Romney is right.

I miss that view.

Health care is the only service where you assume responsibility for a debt without knowing its amount

How many times do I have to be right before people start believing me?!

When you make an awkward anime reference during a podcast and your virginity grows back

did...did things calm down yet?

I hate how accurate this likely is.

Trump was talking to rioters like:

Turn signal?

happy birthday to ALGUIEN James Earl Jones and Betty White!!

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A good joke makes me laugh. a great joke makes me jealous. I just heard G a b r i e l - I g l e s i a s's bit on DC Comics, and I am insanely jealous!

I must admit, I'm a little disappointed that Rogue Rocket hasn't covered the actual rogue rocket plummeting to Earth right now.

Did anyone else think this photo of Prince from 1989 was no ?

Garth Brooks: "Blame it all on my roots, I showed up in boots" Audience: *cheers* Garth Brooks: "and ruined Eddie Murphey's couch" Audience: "???" Rick James: *takes off Garth Brooks mask*

I may not be verified, but I am certifiable!

just woke up from a dream in which I played Conan Exiles with Conan O'Brien. Best dream ever. and Jon Stewart was there too, idk why.