Listening to nothing but Stevie Ray Vaughan and B.B. King in hopes that I'll magically come home with gnarly blues chops. Wish me luck!

If college taught me anything, it's how to survive on Easy Mac, Ramen, and Slim Jims. #tourlife

"There's no originality left in the world, we just get to choose the uniform we wear." - random thrift shop owner dropping some knowledge

But forreal, fuck the Crampus and any other heathens that try to ruin Christmas for the good children of America. #makechristmasgreatagain

Sleep deprivation is fun as ducks

Only you can make the conscious decision to live out your dreams. Don't wait until it's too late

I've never been happier than I am right now. Screw social norms and screw the haters. Live the life you want to lead, and you can't go wrong

Within 5 minutes of stepping outside this morning, a dude tried to sell me meth... Today's gonna be a weird day

Peace Dallas, it's been real. Next stop: San Antonio

I think I'm in love with New Orleans...

Living in a city of sleepless people who all know the limits and won't go too far outside the lines, 'Cause they're out of their minds.

The skies out here are so clear, I can legit see the edge of the Milky Way Galaxy clear as day

Where are the faces... of the Presidents?

Every year, like clockwork, I see Orion's Belt for the first time of the year on my birthday. Stars are pretty cool...

Something’s gotta fight the aliens for us x.com/elonmusk/statu…

“Most of the luxuries, and many of the so-called comforts of life, are not only not indespensible, but positive hinderances to the elevation of mankind.”

“Our whole society is just a giant machine running on its own momentum. So I need to make more shoes” - #Kanye probably #MondayMotivaton

“Men have become the tools of their tools.”- Henry David Thoreau