The so good for nothing tech guy has finally got my website up. Post dated articles will be up for my fans once I figure out how to use a keyboard.

Has anyone fallen over recently?

It turns out - I hate bingo

You find so many things when you go creeping around a country club

Anyone able to give me a lift up to the country club? The taxi has just cancelled on me. I think it was Purrnelope's doing.

Hey Quita the Kitty - from one cat to another. Let the waiter off, the country club seems realllly understaffed for some reason.

Why don't people shred letters when they want to dispose of secret plans?

An interesting turn of events. Just what are they planning at the Country Club? I will find out.

This case is so weird. What on earth is this I found in the bin at the Country Club. What kind of address is that? Who is The Shill and why do they want to know about Tom Cat Jones.

I can't believe this can happen more than once

I have a deep understanding of the layout of the Country Club, as I have infiltrated it many times. I may be able to help pcc.eth 😺 ⛳️ 🧶 - no promises, but if this post gets 50 likes comments and retweets I will go in and see what I can find.

Right, I better get to it. You egged me on. Let me see what I can find.

I can't talk about it all in a short tweet. I need some help cracking in. I am not the most tech-savvy so please send me your guesses with a #pccguess hashtag so I can make sure I try it.

Thank you for your support, I have passed the laptop over to pcc.eth 😺 ⛳️ 🧶. One of you cracked in, I will leave it up to them if they will reveal who managed it.

D...Do... Do I have signal again?

I have just got home. Also seen they somehow took down my website. How have they managed that?

I sense a new case

Hiding a dog in Purrnelope's cat-filled Country Club? It may seem like a smart move for the dognapper, but it could work to Goodboy's advantage. After all, they say everyone's welcome at pcc.eth 😺 ⛳️ 🧶...